i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise
whats the surprise
blood poisoning
if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it
mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?
mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.
joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?
mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?
the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af
They lived with a sentient disembodied hand
that’s just how goths are sometimes
RUTHLESS
I love her
I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.
white girl: *cries b/c she’s used to that working*
Jane Elliot:
this cracks me up every time
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house
there is a bloody handprint on the door
There is somethung under the counter with the cups
A normal waffle house
is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm